“I got it on sale at the Spinning Ox Mart!”
He assembled the Wi-Fi Fist, phased through the TV screen, and landed back on his cushion with a soft poof . Kung Fu Panda 4 Blu Ray
The disc ejected itself. On the cover, now in golden letters, it read: “I got it on sale at the Spinning Ox Mart
They soon realized the truth: hidden across the Blu-ray’s special features were six fragments of a lost kung fu move called — a technique that allowed the user to phase through solid objects, but only if they held perfectly still for ten seconds. Useless in a real fight. Hilarious in a noodle shop. phased through the TV screen
The menu screen lit up. Po grabbed a dumpling and pressed “PLAY.”
Po blinked. “Uh. Is this a commentary track by Oogway’s ghost?”