1 Minute Monologues For Teens «Limited»

(Drops the act) Do you see the problem here? The manual for being a teenager was written by people who forgot what skin feels like. They want the finished painting, but they don't want to see you hold the brush. They want the "after" photo, but they hate watching you exercise.

(Tone shifts to clipped, mimicking a robotic voice) "Step two: Make eye contact, but not too much. Smile, but not like you’re happy. Stand up straight, but don't look like you're trying." 1 Minute Monologues For Teens

(Staring at the paper in disbelief)