A new error pops up over the first one:
Then, without permission, a progress bar appears in the middle of the screen. It says:
The screen flashes blue. Not the "Blue Screen of Death." Just… a sad, soft blue. Like the color of an old monitor left on overnight in an abandoned school. Windows 7 Crazy Error Download
Then it types by itself: "Windows 7 has encountered a critical happiness error. Shutting down forever. Goodbye." Not the chime. Just the faint, distant echo of a dial-up modem screaming into the void.
(Ghosted out, unclickable) [CRY] (Glowing red, pulsing like a heartbeat) A new error pops up over the first
Below it, the text flickers between binary and broken English: "Critical Update Found: 'Happiness.dll' is missing. Your computer has been running for 2,847 days without a compliment. Please download the following file to continue existing:
"Remember the startup sound? Remember when you didn't have to pay for the taskbar? Remember when shutting down actually meant off?" Like the color of an old monitor left
It blinks once.
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