For the first twenty minutes, it was beautiful. Fog hung in perfect horizontal bands, each one a different shade of grey. Trees grew sideways, their roots reaching toward the sky. A billboard advertised a product called "Regret Remover" in cheerful sans-serif font. No website. No price. Just a phone number that rang once and then played ocean sounds.

Now, Version 0.8.

Fixed: issue where travelers forgot their own names after mile 60. Known issue: sun may rise in the west. This is intentional. Next patch: emotional gravity. Some corners will now weigh more than others.