Turns out it was a surprise training exercise on “handling extreme customer scenarios.” I passed—barely. But to this day, I flinch whenever I see a floral dress and a three-ring binder.
The lingerie salesman’s worst nightmare isn’t a rude customer or a faulty clasp. It’s a confident grandma with nothing left to lose—and an audience of one with a Ring light. The Lingerie Salesman S Worst Nightmare
“No! My daughter-in-law said ‘sex appeal.’ I’m going for eldritch glamour . Do you have anything with leather straps and a detachable cape?” Turns out it was a surprise training exercise