Season 4, Episode 12: "The Impertinent Necklace"
Welcome to marriage, pussycat. The only thing more overrated than diamonds is the groom’s personality.
(proudly) That was my cousin, Vinnie. He used to hide rubies in his cheeks. He could smuggle a whole deli counter past customs.
Miss Devereaux? Interpol. We’ll be taking the necklace. The Golden Girls - Season 4
(sweating): She’s a crazy old lady!
Don’t make a thing of it. Just promise that the next time you find “true love,” you’ll run a background check on his family jewels first. Act Three: The Rusty Anchor. Night.
BLANCHE sweeps in dramatically, wearing a silk robe and holding a small, velvet box. Season 4, Episode 12: "The Impertinent Necklace" Welcome
I’m so sorry, ladies. They followed me.
The money I was saving to have a young Pablo Escobar airbrushed onto a velvet painting.
The whole bar goes silent. JULIAN panics. He used to hide rubies in his cheeks
Thank you for being a friend... Act One: The Living Room. Afternoon.
Don’t be vulgar, Ma. (Opens the box) George gave me this the Christmas before he passed. It’s a family heirloom—the Devereaux Ruby. He wanted me to wear it when I found love again. To let the world know I was “open for business.”
You know, Blanche, in St. Olaf, we have a saying: “A necklace is just a thing. But a memory of a man who loved you enough to lie about a ruby? That’s worth everything.”