"I have no idea. That was only 72 minutes. Do you want to get a pizza?"
"I will avenge them! But first, can I have some rice?" the evil cult english dub
"You have fallen into my trap!"
"Ugh... my chi... has left my body... to go on vacation..." "I have no idea
Opening Crawl (Read by a bored voice actor named Steve): "Long ago, in China... or, a place like China... there was a sword. And a saber. If you get both, you get ultimate power. Also, there is a cult. They are evil. Do not join them." Act I: The Temple of Eternal Punching But first, can I have some rice
"Hahaha! We are the Evil Cult! We worship... fire? Or maybe a big snake. The script is unclear. Give us the Dragon Saber!"
He learns the move in a montage of grunting and poorly looped dialogue.