His White Russian becomes ყავა ნაყინით და არაყით — coffee with ice cream and vodka — because in Georgia, you can’t just sip. You have to propose a toast first. To nothing in particular. “გაუმარჯოს საღამოს…” (Cheers to the evening…)

So next time someone cuts you off in Tbilisi traffic or tells you your rug really didn’t tie the room together… just channel the inner დუდი . Take a breath. Say “ვაიმე” — not in despair, but in wisdom. And abide. ქართულად.

You know that feeling when you’re just trying to abide, but life keeps throwing rug-peeing moments at you? That’s universal. But in Georgian — qartulad — that feeling gets a whole new flavor. Because Georgian isn’t just a language; it’s a polyphonic sigh, a feast of consonants that somehow sounds like a toast at a supra.