He flicks a switch. The Dyson roars to life. A zombie shambles into frame. The vacuum hose attaches to its forehead. The zombie’s face gets sucked into the canister like a sad, gray smoothie.
Best. Apocalypse. Ever.
Gary the zombie, still on fire, gives two thumbs up. One thumb falls off. He shrugs. The Best Apocalypse Ever -Ep.6- -Dezgemadev-
You’ve wired a vacuum to a grandpa-mobile. The horde is 400 zombies deep at Dillard’s. Explain the plan without using the word succ . He flicks a switch
A decoy tent? Brenda, you magnificent rent-a-cop. The vacuum hose attaches to its forehead
I’ve been listening on the broken PA system. There’s a Bass Pro Shops on the third floor. They have crossbows, beef jerky, and a display tent we can use as a decoy.
This is insane! I love this!
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