Star Trek — Discovery Channel

Stardate: 58734.2

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“Nobody consents,” Stamets said flatly. “That’s the channel. The crystal is broadcasting unscripted, unstoppable, high-definition drama. Every crew member’s life is now a nature segment. I just watched five minutes of Dr. Culber trying to open a stuck drawer in sickbay. The narrator called it ‘The Persistence of the Human Male: An Uphill Battle Against Inanimate Objects.’ ” star trek discovery channel

Burnham stood up. “Options?”

Captain Michael Burnham stood on the bridge of the U.S.S. Discovery , staring at the viewscreen with an expression usually reserved for Klingon bird-of-prey decloaking off the port bow. Stardate: 58734