That night, he couldn't sleep. He reopened SharpKeys. He added a new mapping. He took his perfectly functional Caps Lock —that arrogant, vestigial key—and remapped it to F13 (a key that didn’t exist on any modern keyboard). Then he mapped F13 to Left Ctrl .
Elias Vogel was a man of meticulous habits. He filed his taxes on January 2nd, alphabetized his spice rack by language of origin, and had used the same model of keyboard—a venerable Logitech K120—for eleven consecutive years. It was cheap, clacky, and perfect. sharpkeys 3.9.3
He opened Notepad. He pressed the broken key. / . That night, he couldn't sleep