Saints Row The Third The Full Package-prophet Apr 2026

He doesn't fight you. He just says:

"You thought The Full Package was just all the DLC? No, no, no. PROPHET found the devkit artifacts. The internal test maps. The voice lines for a mission where you rescue a cloned version of the President, voiced by a drunk Hulk Hogan. We patched it back in. We fixed the unfixable. We even restored the 'Massacre at The Grocery Store' side activity that was pulled for 'tonal inconsistency.'" Saints Row The Third The Full Package-PROPHET

The first mission—"When Good Heists Go Bad"—played out normally until the bank vault. Instead of the Morningstar goons, Kai's character, the Boss, was confronted by himself . A doppelgänger in a PROPHET mask, wielding the infamous Apoca-Fists (which, in the original game, were just cosmetic). He doesn't fight you

The map now has an island called "Prophet's End." The radio plays a loop of the voice from the debug room singing a distorted version of "What I Got" by Sublime. And if you take the VTOL to the very edge of the skybox, you'll find a lone figure in a purple robe, standing on an invisible platform. PROPHET found the devkit artifacts

"Can confirm. It's not a crack. It's a love letter. Also, the dildo bat now has a secondary fire that plays 'Take On Me' on impact. PROPHET, if you're reading this: thank you."