Here’s an original Rick and Morty story, titled: Cold open: Morty’s bedroom, late at night.
Rick C-137 finally admits he loves Morty like a grandson. They hug. Then a neutrino bomb goes off, killing every other Rick and Morty. Peace through annihilation.
And now the Curve is collapsing because his refusal is creating a paradox: a story without an ending cannot sustain the others. Rick y Morty
“He says you’re a glitch. A beautiful, dangerous glitch. And the only way to save the meta-multiverse is to choose.”
“That’s the point.” Final scene: The Ricks and Mortys don’t merge timelines, but they form a loose alliance—a support group for broken multiverses. Back home, Morty finishes his mitosis report (Rick wrote it in thirty seconds using a typewriter that types the future). Here’s an original Rick and Morty story, titled:
Morty is trying to finish a science report on cellular mitosis when Rick bursts through the portal, covered in what looks like glitter but smells like burnt toast.
“I-I don’t even know what that means, Rick! Is this another one of your lessons where you make me watch myself die for ‘character development’?” Then a neutrino bomb goes off, killing every
“Goldenfold’s a simulated consciousness in a pocket universe that I forgot to delete after I used him to test a fart-powered blender. School’s irrelevant. The actual multiverse is collapsing. Not our multiverse—the meta -multiverse. The one where all the other Ricks and Mortys live.”
“…You’re so weird lately.”
“Those both suck! This is a trick, right, Rick? You’ve got a gadget in your pocket that turns this into a win-win?”
