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“No, Morty. That’s the viewer . He thinks he’s safe. Thinks he’s not in the episode.” Rick raised his portal gun, but instead of firing into the scene, he aimed it outward —through the screen, through the glass floor, straight at Leo’s chest. Rick and Morty - S06E01 -Solaricks-.mkv

And somewhere in the infinite dark, Rick C-137 was still aiming that portal gun, whispering: [DECRYPTING INTERDIMENSIONAL CABLE FEED

“You’re late, Viewer 734,” said a voice that was almost Justin Roiland’s but with too many teeth. A figure stepped out from behind the projector. He looked like Rick, but his lab coat was made of raw data, and his eyes were VHS tracking errors. Thinks he’s not in the episode

“Don’t worry,” said Solarick, patting his shoulder with a hand made of corrupted pixels. “You’re not trapped. You’re just a new character now. Congratulations—you’ve been retconned into the B-plot.”

“Showtime, viewer. Try not to burp during my monologue.”