Rambone Xxx- A: Dreamzone Parody -new 2014- -spl...

He stood up, cracked his neck, and walked toward the exit.

“Fine,” he rasped. “But you’ll regret it.”

The Dreamzone glitched. Then shattered. Rambone woke on a greenroom couch. Kiki handed him a contract. “You broke the Dreamzone! The finale was our highest-rated episode ever. We’re spinning you off into Rambone: Dreamzone Island next spring.”

“That’s the parody,” Kiki grinned. “You’ll be Rambone: Dreamzone Parody Edition . We’ll edit you into a musical montage whether you like it or not.”

“One condition,” he said without turning around. “No more hugging.”

Rambone punched the shark. It exploded into glitter and sad piano music.

The Jumbotron showed live viewer counts: 12 million and rising. Hashtags trended: #RamboneCryChallenge and #DreamzoneParody.

“You want me to do what ?” he growled.

Rambone narrowed his eyes. “I don’t sing. I don’t dance. And I don’t do ‘emotional vulnerability arcs.’”