Here’s an interesting, slightly cheeky review for Planet Zoo (EMPRESS release), written from the perspective of a frugal zookeeper-turned-digital-liberator: "My penguins have better DRM than Denuvo."
I’ve always wanted to run a zoo, but I also wanted to keep my wallet caged. Enter EMPRESS’s handiwork. The game runs smoother than a well-oiled monorail system, and not once did Denuvo tap on my screen asking for a ticket. Animals breed, guests complain, and staff go on strike — just like Frontier intended. Planet Zoo-EMPRESS
That said, the moral ambiguity hits harder than a disgruntled elephant. Every time I build a beautiful habitat, I hear a tiny voice: “Maybe buy the game next time?” But then I remember I spent those savings on in-game foliage DLC that I also didn’t pay for. Here’s an interesting, slightly cheeky review for Planet
If you can wrestle with your conscience longer than wrestling an escaped gorilla, it’s a perfect simulation. Just don’t be surprised if your komodo dragons judge you. They know. Animals breed, guests complain, and staff go on
⭐⭐⭐⭐ (4/5 — minus one star for the guilt)