O Musical Matilda [ 360p ]

Absolutely not.

Here is your helpful guide to why Matilda is a masterpiece for all ages, what to expect, and why you’ll leave the theater humming "Revolting Children." For those who only remember the 1996 film: the stage musical follows the same basic premise. Matilda Wormwood is a brilliant, book-loving little girl with terrible, neglectful parents (the vulgar, bingo-obsessed Mr. and Mrs. Wormwood) and a tyrannical headmistress, Miss Trunchbull.

If you think Matilda is just a kids' movie from the 90s, you are missing out on one of the most clever, powerful, and emotionally wrecking shows on the modern stage.

Miss Trunchbull is genuinely frightening—she throws a girl out of a window (by her pigtails) and locks kids in a spiked cupboard called The Chokey. If your child is very sensitive to loud noises or adult bullies, you might wait a few years. But for most kids, the catharsis of watching Trunchbull get defeated is worth the jump scares. Matilda the Musical is not a show about magic powers. It is a show about justice . It argues that the small, the young, and the quiet can topple giants. It argues that being a little bit naughty (i.e., refusing to accept cruelty) is a moral obligation.

Whether you see it on Broadway, in London's West End, on a national tour, or even the Netflix film adaptation (directed by Matthew Warchus), do not miss this story.