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Naruto groaned, his cheek squished against the wooden table at Ichiraku Ramen. It was a rare day with no missions, no training, and no villains. Just… boring peace.

“No way!” Naruto screamed.

Finally, after a dozen failed schemes (including a “mask-stealing vacuum cleaner” and a hypnotized ninja cat), they cornered Kakashi in a hot spring. He sighed, reached up… and pulled off the mask to reveal… another mask underneath.

They tried to sneak spicy curry into Kakashi’s bento, hoping he’d rip off the mask to cool his mouth. Instead, Kakashi ate it calmly, sweat pouring from his entire body except his face , and said, “Mm. Good kick.” Naruto groaned, his cheek squished against the wooden

Sasuke finally looked up. “Hn. Could be interesting.”

As Naruto collapsed on the grass mid-push-up, he muttered, “This is the most ending ever…”

“If you say ‘find a new ramen flavor,’ I’ll leave,” Sakura warned. “No way

And somewhere, a tiny echoed in the wind—probably that same possessed squirrel.

Sasuke, sitting in the corner, said nothing. But even his brooding seemed… slower. More bored.

Kakashi smiled with his visible eye. “Life’s greatest mysteries are boring on purpose, kids. Now go do 100 push-ups for stalking your teacher.” They tried to sneak spicy curry into Kakashi’s

“No! Under the mask!”

And so began their ridiculous, pointless, yet absolutely glorious plan.