10/10 would black out and catwalk again. Shoutout to the stranger who held my hair back and told me I looked “fierce.” You’re a real one.
Now someone please tell me why I have a traffic cone in my bag. MyDrunkenStar - Vicky - Drunk Fashion Show
Lost one shoe. Found it in the punch bowl. My outfit is now 60% sequins, 40% shame. Photo evidence attached (please ignore the ketchup stain – that’s “editorial”). 10/10 would black out and catwalk again
xoxo, Vicky Professional Disaster. Amateur Runway Queen. 📸 Vicky mid-fall, arms out like a majestic swan in distress. 📸 Close-up of the “ketchup stain” (jury’s still out on if that’s blood or hot sauce). 📸 A blurry selfie with the traffic cone captioned “my emotional support pylon.” Lost one shoe
So last night’s “Drunk Fashion Show” happened. You know, the one where the theme was “Haute Mess.” And baby, I delivered .