The human characters (Scarlet’s goons, the Queen’s guards) are forgettable. And if you hate the Minions’ language or their slapstick, this movie will be your personal hell. It’s 100% unfiltered Minion energy.
Yes, you read that right. For ten glorious minutes, a Minion named Bob is the King of England. He sits on the throne, wears a crown that falls over his eyes, and uses the royal scepter as a back scratcher.
We have to talk about the yellow elephants in the room. Minions Movie Part 1
For years, the Minions were a punchline. A comedic side effect. The scene-stealing, gibberish-spouting, overall-wearing henchmen who turned Despicable Me from a quirky supervillain story into a global merchandising empire. Love them or hate them, you cannot deny their gravitational pull. So, when Universal and Illumination announced a prequel— Minions (2015)—the collective internet groaned. "A whole movie about the sidekicks?" we scoffed. "This is cash-grab nonsense."
The film’s biggest strength is its pacing. At 91 minutes, it’s lean. There’s no fat. We go from the cave, to New York, to Orlando (Villain-Con), to London, to the castle. It’s a whirlwind. Yes, you read that right
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Bullock plays her with a razor-sharp edge. One minute she’s cooing, the next she’s pressing a button to send you into a shark-filled moat. Her husband, Herb (Jon Hamm), is the Q to her Bond—a nerdy inventor with a terrifying basement of death traps. The 1960s London setting is perfect for her aesthetic. The film drips with mod fashion, Beatles mop-tops, and classic Mini Coopers. The middle third of Minions is a heist movie. The trio travels to London (via a stolen mail truck and a comically long flight of stairs). They break into the Tower of London. They accidentally pull the sword from the stone (Bob, obviously). Bob is then crowned King of England. We have to talk about the yellow elephants in the room
And honestly? I’ll be there for Minions: The Rise of Gru when they finally give us the 1970s sequel.
Posted by: The Animation Vault Runtime: 1 hour 31 minutes Rating: ★★★★☆ (4/5)
Watching Bob hug a giant explosion at the end, completely unharmed, is the thesis of the entire franchise. The world burns around them, but the Minions just keep waddling forward, looking for the next villain to hug.