Jackass 4.5 (Original)

Here’s a draft text for Jackass 4.5 , written in the style of the franchise’s promotional material.

The crew is back — bleeding, laughing, and questioning their life choices — in an all-new, unauthorized-by-common-sense collection of unseen footage, scrapped ideas, bonus chaos, and one surprisingly emotional Cup Test. Jackass 4.5

“This time, we almost learned our lesson.” – The whole cast (probably) Here’s a draft text for Jackass 4

Coming to [Netflix / Paramount+ / Your Favorite Streaming Service]. Because you know you’ll watch through your fingers anyway. unauthorized-by-common-sense collection of unseen footage

More bruises. More buddies. More bad ideas.

You thought Jackass Forever was the end. We thought so too. Then we found the hard drives.