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It was a pirated copy, taped off a Spanish TV channel. The audio was in English, but the subtitles were in Catalan, and the colors were washed out, like a VHS tape left in the sun. Yet, there it was: Scrat, the saber-toothed squirrel, chasing that acorn. The URL was a relic, a digital dinosaur itself

Emeka smiled. The continents on his screen were refusing to split properly. The cracked ice looked like the cracked asphalt on Ikorodu Road. The "Continental Drift" was just Lagos traffic. Manny, Diego, and Sid were trying to navigate a moving island of ice, but to Emeka, it looked like they were just trying to cross the Third Mainland Bridge during a downpour.