(in a three-piece suit made of palm fronds) “Lovey, I declare! These common folk are swapping identities like stock options!” Mrs. Howell: “Thurston, darling, I’ve decided I’m a ‘they’ on Tuesdays and Thursdays.” Mr. Howell: “We’ll go bankrupt! How will I know which monocle to wear?!”
“So you accept my gender-fluid identity?” Skipper: “I accept you’re a terrible first mate. Now eat your pronoun-friendly seaweed stew.” Gilligans Trans Adventures A Parody Part-2 -202...
The Transition-o-Matic 3000 washes ashore next to a mermaid who winks and adjusts their shell-top. Mermaid: “Next season, maybe.” (in a three-piece suit made of palm fronds)