They fought through three waves of robotic zombies. At the last moment, the Conehead — almost intelligent now — looked at Dave, then at the taco crumb in his hand.
Dave patted his stomach. “Worth it. Hey — do you think that zombie just wanted to try a Tuesday, too?”
“He’s adapting,” Penny warned.
The battle was fierce. Mummies rose from the sand. Tombstones spawned Explorer Zombies with torches. But Dave knew the Gameefacts secrets: “In Ancient Egypt, always bring Iceberg Lettuce to put out torches. And never, ever forget Grave Buster.” Gameefacts.blogspot.com Plants Vs Zombies 2
Penny was silent. Then: “Gameefacts fact #42: Zombies don’t digest time anomalies. But they do remember tacos.”
Laser beans. Shield zombies. Hoverboard-surfing robots.
“Dave. Dave, wake up. Something’s wrong with the lawn.” They fought through three waves of robotic zombies
“Final stand,” Dave whispered.
“MY TACO TUESDAY TACO!” Dave shrieked.
Dave smiled. “Bring extra guac.”
“DAVE.”
The Taco That Broke Time