The page loaded. Not all at once— never all at once. It painted itself from the top down, like God pulling a blanket over the world. First, a banner of a smiling, grotesque blue creature. Then, a pixelated marketplace. Then, slowly, agonizingly, the sidebar where you could adopt your own digital pet.
I was not researching volcanoes.
I named my first Neopet "Fluffy" (original, I know). It was a red Shoyru, a pathetic little dragon with eyes too big for its face. The site told me Fluffy was hungry. I clicked the "Food" shop. I spent my 1,000 starting Neopoints on a "Cheese Omelette" that looked like a yellow square of static. The page loaded
It wasn’t a movie. It wasn’t a song. It was the sound of dial-up internet, that apocalyptic shriek and hiss, like a robot drowning in a bathtub. That was the overture. The gateway drug. First, a banner of a smiling, grotesque blue creature
The screen refreshed. A text box appeared: Fluffy eats the omelette happily! I was not researching volcanoes