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“Worse. It’s speaking in tongues.”
The next morning, he filed his report: "FujiFilm Apeos C325 – Resolved. Driver updated."
Leo sat back on his heels. The firm’s deadline be damned. The city planning proposal be damned. He realized, in that dark, silent office, that he wasn’t a driver for a printer.
Leo, the driver, stared at it for the hundredth time. He didn’t drive for FedEx or Amazon. He drove for her . The printer. He was a certified hardware whisperer for a third-party logistics company, which was a fancy way of saying he spent his days un-jamming paper from the souls of office machines.
Tonight was the final straw. The architectural firm had a midnight deadline for a city planning proposal. Leo got the call at 11:47 PM. “Leo, it’s Susan. It’s done the thing again.”
That was her sense of humor.
“Worse. It’s speaking in tongues.”
The next morning, he filed his report: "FujiFilm Apeos C325 – Resolved. Driver updated."
Leo sat back on his heels. The firm’s deadline be damned. The city planning proposal be damned. He realized, in that dark, silent office, that he wasn’t a driver for a printer.
Leo, the driver, stared at it for the hundredth time. He didn’t drive for FedEx or Amazon. He drove for her . The printer. He was a certified hardware whisperer for a third-party logistics company, which was a fancy way of saying he spent his days un-jamming paper from the souls of office machines.
Tonight was the final straw. The architectural firm had a midnight deadline for a city planning proposal. Leo got the call at 11:47 PM. “Leo, it’s Susan. It’s done the thing again.”
That was her sense of humor.