“What do I do?”
The humid air of the Central Region clung to Dr. Paa Bobo’s skin as he parked his mud-splattered Land Cruiser outside the chief’s palace. He was a man of science—a PhD in Ethnobotany from Cambridge—but today, he was chasing a ghost. The ghost of a proverb: Asem mpe nipa .
He didn’t understand until she pointed at the fungus, now pulsating inside his glass jar. He opened the lid. He placed the plantain inside. The fungus shuddered, then began to sing—a low, mournful tune in a dialect he almost recognized. It was the sound of every apology he had never made.
A voice spoke from inside his own skull: “You have picked Asem. Now Asem will pick you.” Dr. Paa Bobo - Asem Mpe Nipa
“Take it back,” she said without looking up.
He laughed it off. But back in his hotel room, the trouble began. A text from his wife: “Who is Abena? The hotel receptionist says you checked in with her.” He had never met anyone named Abena. The next morning, his research grant was frozen for “ethical violations” he didn’t commit. By noon, the chief accused him of stealing royal artifacts. By evening, his own shadow moved half a second too slow.
“I can’t. I… I dissected it. Preserved it in formalin.” “What do I do
The villagers had whispered it when he arrived. “Trouble does not like a person,” they’d say, shrugging. “If you seek Asem, Asem will find you.”
Asem mpe nipa.
The grove was wrong from the start. The trees grew in spirals. The air smelled of wet ash and forgotten arguments. Then he saw it: a single stalk of Cordyceps , glowing faintly orange in the dusk. He knelt to collect it. The ghost of a proverb: Asem mpe nipa
Dr. Paa Bobo dismissed it as superstition. He was here to study a rare parasitic fungus, Cordyceps obeisei , which local healers claimed could “eat a man’s secrets.” But the fungus was nowhere to be found. Every sample plot came up empty. Every elder he interviewed grew silent when he mentioned the name.
Trouble does not like a person. It loves them. It clings. It multiplies. Every step he took to fix one problem birthed three more. His phone played voicemails from his dead mother. His car tires melted into red clay. The more he tried to name the trouble, to analyze it, to write it into a peer-reviewed paper, the worse it became.
She handed him a peeled plantain. “Feed it.”