It was a virus, of course. Leo spent the next six hours wiping his drive from recovery mode, muttering, “There’s no such thing as an online EXE-to-DMG converter.”
He dragged it to Applications. Opened it. The icon bounced once… twice… then a terminal window exploded with hundreds of lines of gibberish, ending with: convert exe to dmg online
At 1 a.m., desperation led him to a sketchy website: “Convert EXE to DMG Online — Instant, Free, No Signup!” It was a virus, of course