First loot chest. First white-rarity pistol that I’ll somehow use for 10 levels. First time hearing “CATCH-A-RIIIDE” like it’s a religious experience.

Here’s a social media-style post for , written as if you’re starting a new playthrough or sharing a story moment: Title: Just stepped off the bus… again. 🚌🔫

“So… you want to hear a story, huh?”

Welcome to Pandora, part 1.

This game still hits harder than a shotgun blast to the face.