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“You know what, King? I will follow this ass. Right now. In fact…” She grabbed her phone and typed with her thumbs. “Let’s see where it leads.”
Later that night, Haze posted the replay with a new caption:
Tonight’s episode was called “Big Ol’ Bakery: How to Own the Room.” She was mid-squat, camera angled at her famous behind (size 22, jiggly, glorious), when the troll struck. BigButtsLikeItBig - Assh Lee -Follow That Ass- ...
Lee spotted Haze and glided over, all muscle and grace. “You must be the one who DMed me. The ‘Follow That Ass’ girl?”
Hazel “Haze” Rodriguez had one rule for her Instagram Live show, Follow That Ass : no negativity in the chat. Every Thursday night, two thousand loyal fans tuned in to watch her blend lifestyle vlogging with high-energy entertainment—think dance cardio in sequined leggings, then a ten-minute tutorial on how to style a wrap dress for a job interview. “You know what, King
Haze’s eyes went wide. “Chat, if you don’t know Lee, you’re about to learn.”
Within 48 hours, the video had three million views. Lee DM’d her: “Next time, you teach me the wrap dress tutorial.” In fact…” She grabbed her phone and typed
Lee grinned, took Haze’s hand, and spun her onto the rink. Together, they skated a slow, powerful lap as the rink’s speakers blasted Lizzo. Then Lee stopped, faced the phone camera, and pointed at the comment from @SkinnyKing4Life.
The rink echoed with the chant. Haze joined in, laughing so hard she almost fell. They finished the Live with a choreographed two-person twerk-off, and by the end, the troll had deleted his comment and logged off.
Haze nodded, breathless. “Yes, ma’am. I thought—well, for tonight’s entertainment, I wanted to show my followers that following your passion means following your whole self. Including the parts the trolls hate.”
Here’s a playful short story based on the prompts you provided, weaving together the username, the hashtag, and the themes of lifestyle and entertainment. Follow That Ass