The Banana Diaries

Atrocious Empress Bad End -final- -sexecute- Apr 2026

When at last the sound ceased, Kaelen closed her eyes with two fingers. He turned to the crowd.

But he did not raise it.

No one cheered. No one wept. They simply watched as her body crumbled into a fine, grey ash, leaving only the crown of onyx—now cracked clean in two—resting in a pile of dead roses.

“You have no hands to hold a blade,” Kaelen whispered. “No legs to walk to the balcony. But you still have your mind, Lysandra. That terrible, beautiful mind. So here is your Sexecute.” Atrocious Empress BAD END -Final- -Sexecute-

Lysandra’s eyes widened. She remembered the game. She would lock a prisoner in a room with a single, sharp object and a single, sweet poison. Then she would whisper to them for hours—about their failures, their shames, their secret desires—until they either slit their own throat or drank the poison. Most chose both.

“No, Empress,” Kaelen said, his voice soft as a burial shroud. “Death is a mercy you denied ten thousand souls. You taught us that justice is a performance. So tonight, we perform.”

For a single, eternal second, nothing happened. Then her spine arched. Her mouth opened in a silent shriek. Her eyes became kaleidoscopes—in each pupil, a different horror played out. The young archer whose fingers she’d melted. The midwife she’d forced to eat her own newborn. The poet she’d drowned in ink, one drop at a time. When at last the sound ceased, Kaelen closed

But her eyes remained open. And for one more hour, the throne room was filled with a low, keening sound—not a scream, but the noise of a soul being slowly, meticulously, unmade from the inside.

And at the foot of the dais stood Kaelen, the man she had broken first.

And that was the final mercy: that no one would ever have to remember her as anything but a lesson written in ash. No one cheered

“Tonight, the throne listens,” Kaelen said. He knelt before her, not in submission, but in awful intimacy. He pulled a small, mirrored disc from his cloak and held it before her face.

Lysandra’s body convulsed. She vomited a torrent of black roses—thorny, blood-streaked, impossible. The roses writhed on the marble like dying eels.

He gestured. Two masked figures emerged from the shadows, dragging a third—a man Lysandra barely recognized: the Royal Alchemist, her last loyal servant. His hands were gone, replaced by smoking stumps. He sobbed.

One comment on “Quick & Easy Vegan Graham Crackers Recipe – Gluten Free option”

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  1. Just made these with gluten free flour and they turned out so well! I had to use quite a bit more gf flour (maybe an additional 1/2 cup – I used Bob’s Red Mill GF All Purpose because it was what I had, though I wouldn’t recommend it) to get the texture of the dough right before I rolled it out. The flavor was still spot-on, and the texture was great. Will definitely make these again with regular flour next time! Thanks for the great recipe.

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