Anya Dasha Crazy Holidayl Link

“Perfect,” said Dasha.

Anya read it. Dasha read it over her shoulder. Then they both looked at each other and grinned — the kind of grin that means suitcases get packed with swimsuits, scissors, and a half-eaten jar of pickles. Anya Dasha Crazy Holidayl

That night, they built a fort out of motel pillows and declared it their embassy. Dasha painted her toenails neon green. Anya tried to teach the motel cat how to play poker. (He folded every hand. Suspicious.) “Perfect,” said Dasha

“Are we lost?” asked a tourist.

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